This is too funny to not share...
I was writing some other post when I happened to come across this:
"Drink water from your own cistern, flowing water from your own well." -The Book of Proverbs 5:15
I found that on a site about urine therapy. Now go Google urine therapy and read all about it. Maybe one of the funniest things I found was a book called The Golden Fountain. Let me know what the funniest thing you find is. And if you decide to try it...let me know how that works out for you!