Policy

My company has a no pets in the office policy. Supposedly everyone used to be able to bring pets, but it got distracting. So my question is, why can people bring their babies? Babies are just like pets. They're small, noisey, drool, and poop whenever they want. I think a little kitten is much less distracting than a baby. I'm all for babies, but if people can't have adorable little kittens in their cubes, why can other people have noisey squealy babies? It isn't fair to the unmarried people that we can't bring something cute to work with us too.