I wished it would die so it did

The other day I was at Quizno's and the lady told me she'd give me a free sandwich for my car. I was really tempted to accept, but I didn't. Well I should have, because today I went to my car and it won't start. I had AAA jump it and then I turned it off after the guy was gone and it won't start again. I know I've said I wish it would die, but really... come on. So, just another battle with this thing. If you can figure out how to start it, please just steal it. sigh...