Say hello to my little friend

Read the title with the Scarface accent please... OK, so the other day I walked out the door to find that I had been left this:
And this little guy wouldn't move no matter what I did. For hours I had to carry the dog and groceries, etc over the baby deer. It didn't move for anything although sometimes it did start making this little snarly face that was oh so not scary. It really did blend in with the doormat but I was worried about it. I consulted many people about what to do. This website was somewhat helpful. Apparently baby deers sometimes get left during the day by moms who come back for them. Luckily, when I came home from counseling at about dusk I saw that it's mom had picked it up and was feeding it dinner. So it was a happy ending even if I didn't get paid for the babysitting.