The solution - a husband

So I got AAA to jump my car today and I took it to NTB (National Tire and Battery for those of you who don't know). The guy brought me a piece that they broke off and told me that two parts had fused together because of the corrosion and it broke off. Oh, oops. Anyhow, the guy was trying to tell me how to avoid corrosion and then he was like "Or just find yourself a good husband." OHHHHH, ok, that would be what I need. Well, first of all kind sir, it's not like anyone has offered, and second of all, it's not like I'm trying to find a not good husband and the thought of finding a "good" one is new. It's not like an Easter egg hunt. Did someone leave me a good husband somewhere and I have to find him? My birthday is coming up. And I know a lot of guys who know nothing at all about cars. Even less than I do. And on top of that, wouldn't they be out of business if people didn't come in to get their batteries fixed? They'd be NT. I thought it was funny, because I just take things good naturedly, but still... a good husband is the solution to all my car problems? We'll see. Some day.