A day as a jobless oldie

I'm watching commercials today and the first one I want to mention is this Pepto commercial. Where the giant godzillas and greek goddesses are doing a dance where they hold their stomachs and grab their butts. Yeah, the butt grabbing is because of diarrhea. It's really interesting. Especially since we all know diarrhea is is just an excuse to miss things. Then another one is about gum cups or something like that. I'm not quite sure. So it's saying to put it in your car, and if you don't have a car put it on your desk, and if you don't have a job then you shouldn't be watching tv. I started laughing, and then I realized that I don't have a job. doh.

OK, and then there's this thing about how I have somehow totally hurt my back running or Turbo Jamming or something. I did both this morning and now I'm slightly broke. I keep trying to get the dog to walk on it so that it's like a massage. And I tried putting a hot laptop on it like a heating pad, but nothing works. Man, it sucks to not have someone to rub my old person back. If anyone wants to come over and rub it for me just let me know and I'm game.