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Not that work is all that exciting, but here are a couple of quotes from work:

"you look funny folding the shirt that you're wearing"

"no wonder the vacuum wouldn't turn on, it is isn't plugged in"

"if I had a store we'd be able to cuss. Not at the customers, just in general....and there would be beer"

"why don't people know that leaving the clothes in the fitting room means that you DON'T want them, not that you do?"