Boy Toy B-Day

It's my rugged man toy's birthday - everyone think happy birthday thoughts and hope that the cake I baked him doesn't give him food poisoning. It's angel food cake and I think I mixed the egg whites for like an hour to make them fluffy or whatever the heck they were. I think really that I only start dating people when their birthdays are less than a month away. It's like a challenge to myself to figure out what I'm supposed to do. Too bad this isn't like college where you could give a guy a bottle of Makers and they'd think you were the coolest girlfriend ever.