Make me a geisha

This weekend we saw Memoirs of a Geisha. It was a pretty good movie, and I have decided that when I grow up I want to be a geisha also. Their job is to pretty much go out and flirt, dance, play music, etc. They get to wear fancy dresses, platforms, have people do their hair and make-up. And they get to sell their virginity. Fun stuff right? So now I just have to figure out how to get into geisha school, and how to get men to give me money for hanging out with them. Sounds sort of like a cocktail waitress I guess.



Now I'm going to go figure out what is in the ceiling between me and my upstairs neighbor's apartments. Probably a squirrel. But it's digging and I think it's just going to end up coming through my ceiling.