Ways I've been far from cool this week

1) Being dramatic I attempted to “just leave,” and couldn’t figure out how to open the door. I had to go back and ask how to unlock it.
2) At the gym I dropped my Ipod (it’s a wee little shuffle) and then I tried to jump over it on the treadmill and it flew off somewhere. I had to crawl around on the floor looking for it under the row of treadmills. The “outfit” it had on was black which hid it well in the dark under the treadmills so it took me a while to find it.
3) I fart in my sleep. There I said it. Yes, I know I do it but really I can’t help it – it just happens. It’s so not hot. Lucky you my man-toy - your dog and your girl fart in their sleep.